My sister-in-law had her baby! A girl, 6 lbs. 11 oz., three weeks early. Born on April Fool's Day. She and her mother are both doing well.

She doesn't have a name yet, but last I heard they were thinking seriously about calling her Sadie.

(I got the call in the grocery store. I might have freaked out the other customers with my squealing.)

I have mastered recursion! I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

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Okay, it was only one program, and the first and easiest one, at that. Whatever. I made a method call itself. It is possible that I do not completely fail at learning to program.

My president does believe in atheists. He does, he does!